September 06, 2017

We deserve a more relevant national anthem.

L
Contributor

Let’s be honest, the National Anthem is outdated as fuck. Nobody is tryna hear some old head sing ’bout bombs bursting in air & the rockets red glare when we’ve been blessed with such better, more nationalistic music like “Dresser” by Yung Bans.

Luckily, our country is still home to a few level-headed humans, and one of them recently decided to start a petition adressed to President Donald Trump in regards to our pitiful anthem.

The description reads: “The Star Spangled Banner is fuckin burnt dude. It makes people sad. Dresser is lit as fuck and makes people chant dope shit. Plus Yung Bans is the GOAT.” I really couldn’t have said it better myself.

Join 48 of your fellow Americans and sign the petition here. We deserve better. We deserve Bans.


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