In celebration of his 42nd birthday, I’ve decided to dig up some Twitter gems courtesy of Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson.
As you’re hopefully aware, Fitty has fired off some of the most legendary tweets in the history of Twitter. Keep reading below to see the tweets and prepare to laugh your ass off.
I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit
— 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010
Shit I should run america. first thing I’d do is cut my taxes then tell yal chill the fuck out ima get to the rest of the problems
— 50cent (@50cent) August 28, 2010
i might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me.
— 50cent (@50cent) November 7, 2010
My day went good. Signed a big deal. got my ass licked. Got the strap in the show.Performed in front of 40k ppl n here I am on twitter ok ok
— 50cent (@50cent) September 14, 2010
If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol
— 50cent (@50cent) September 30, 2010
Ok I’m in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I’m not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol
— 50cent (@50cent) October 19, 2010
Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won’t have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol
— 50cent (@50cent) September 11, 2010
you think you dont care i really dont care im rich lol
— 50cent (@50cent) July 3, 2012